summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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