I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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