If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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