so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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