Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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