Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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