Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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