Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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