I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
