Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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