bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it glows. i had to have it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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