it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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