I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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