His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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