shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
They have beer where we have blood.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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