So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
