I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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