the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
tell me about the eggs
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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