i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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