its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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