So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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