My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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