Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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