Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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