He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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