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apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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