you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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