Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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