I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she looked like the before picture.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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