I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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