Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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