Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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