some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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