she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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