Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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