is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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