Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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