Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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