I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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