no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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