hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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