I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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