look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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