I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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