Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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