I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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