I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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