i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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