So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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