Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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