i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
