At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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