you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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