he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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