Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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