Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
we should paint friendship bongs
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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